How much can man's sperm be worth? 's male sterility

How much can man's sperm be worth? 's male sterility
In case the man became a pauper some day, you can also sell your sperm, let " whether man help " tell sperm of you how much does it worth really.
The sperm may ask several questions under you, do a piece of preparation first in the bank - -
How is your sex orientation - -If you are a bisexual lover person, mean the probability that you are infected with venereal disease is relatively high, so will be reduced and divided in this.
Do you often drink - -No doubt, alcohol will be massacred those " swimming top-notch players " .
Are you one in much afterbirth fetus - -Twins have been already very common in artificial fertilization, but if you are one in three afterbirth even more afterbirth fetus, then you will be thought to be unsuitable to donate the precise one.
Why do you want to donate sperms - -This question does not have correct answer, but " for the money " ," in order to revenge " Or " in order to rule the world " Absolutely all wrong answers.
What is your interest hobby - -It is certainly not all right to see A slice, say that it is more reasonable to play tennis.
Your sperm is worth 225000 yuan!
One's own body temperature that bringing in your one " Make newly " Several ml sperm last sperm bank at,guess whether there are theys it will be you? 750 yuan? 1500 yuan? You too look down upon those precious seeds of oneself, don't think they are troublesome for you, it is cheap to others! Tell you, has stood firm, 225000 yuan! Don't be anxious to touch it yet, this price is the year before last's
Not long ago, " the man held "'s editor phoned 85 sperm's banks in Britain, the highest price that these fellows make is 3750 yuan. Have no way, who let those eager students and drug addict who get the money donate a sperm with low quality to them repeatedly, the British government revised and donated the law last April, 3750 yuan was bound, and if your sperm has already become 10 children, then the lifetime of this of yours does not expect this to earn money again!
The result of issuing this policy of the government is that 70% of the stock of the bank of sperm is zero, 30% left are that the stock is insufficient seriously too. Those homosexuality person, old maids have pitiful infertility patients who look for and donate the precise ones through various improper channels, the black market price has already reached 1125000 yuan, but those legal sperm banks can only extremely bite into 3750 yuan and does not dare to become less severe.
The government still stipulates, are fertilized the child who succeeds in growing through the sperm donating the precise one - -Let us call him small first tentatively - -Get in 18 years old long, he has a right to obtain its one's own father's home address through sperm's bank. Can imagine, small first will never be as overjoyed with tears like the thing that the relatives who has scattered for many years meet while meeting his father. If small first is badly off, then he may stretch out one's hand and want the money from this father; If small first is found what difficult disease is suffered from, this father should have an unshirkable duty to donate the blood, donate the kidney, donate the bone marrow even more! Let it be, for 3750 yuan, the fool will ask for trouble!
One, no matter the dark red blood has been taken from the body of Lee away, but he has not decided yet at this moment in what way to donate precisely, have not seen that room " The masturbation room " (used at the end of a special alternative, or rhetorical question).
The thing often done from 13 years old " Operation " Incorrect?
The destination of first of ours is the artificial fertilization hospital, 80% of the sperm banks will all collect the great amount of expenses from this kind of organization, so cross go-betweens ( sperm's bank) as we do The ones that deliver to one's home " The meat " They are sure not to miss. We have reached BournHall hospital of Cambridgeshire first, the first artificial test tube baby Louise Brown in the world was made ready by them, up until now, this hospital has already succeeded in " breeding" 10200 test tube baby,but now,wait for by source of sperm they. " say, we have no sperm in theory, so you arrive in the nick of time! " Hospital carry out president Mike and Mark pay the doctor of Nicaragua and speak. That's great!
A doctor will come several minutes later, he checked our genitals and prostate respectively, and arrange for the nurse to take blood pressure, draw blood for us. Though the rest of us are very familiar each other, there is some awkwardness when taking off the trousers and checking, but for our mission, this is all nothing. "Now, I take you to our ' masturbation room '. Generally speaking, if you donate precisely in sperm's bank, then you finish the task can only be in the toilet, there are several copies of " Sunday sports " and so on there. In our hospital, there is half a building, and through designing half a building of the ornamental one meticulously, for donating the precise ones ' operate oneself '. " Dr. Mike introduces. We each others' prevarication burns and comes into a room, the fragrance in the room is very ambiguous, showing a " guide the manual " in the most striking position! Guide! ? The thing which we often do from 13 years old " Operation " Incorrect? We have had a look around the manual once fast, does not mention, we really have fault yet. First of all, you should wash hand three times before touching oneself that words, many gentlemen! Those pornographic publications are hidden in the third drawer of the cupboard, cross the angry old publication, " the social circle ", " the young people ",etc., enjoyable really, I wonder how many green and inexperienced brotherses penetrate thing that come out still above what's more, have glued all the good page several together. Know people these where does it set free others' light box that hospital offer really, they do not really have a social morality heart very much! Nurse, nurse! Mike, Mike! Is there anyone? Are there other ways to choose? We can not really bring into play here!
"Certainly have, and the method is much simpler than masturbation! We offer the false penis here, you can try ' the back passway '! " Dr. Mike says. We do not believe his statement very much, but there is a similar plot inside of film " journey of the highway ", it is facing toward the prostate to rub hard fast to take a thing, thinking of must ejaculate! This is not the way that we want, Mike. Is there anything else?
Cut away 1/3 of the testises and take out sperm's price of 3750 yuan
The thing is more and more violent.
"Each have one donate getting precise to demand, use the intersection of pharmaceutical and violent medicine this at least week. " Mike says touching on lightly. "The customer requires us to collect sperms through the way that the electricity of rectum hit the ejaculating law. You can choose the probe of different size (take the form of and do sausages from 15 centimetre to 1.2 centimetre) ,The medical worker puts you on the stirrup -shaped chair, will insert in your rectum and put through voltage of 1000 volts, until the seminal fluid is flowed out naturally. This method is especially suitable for the person of the incompetence, such as the paralysed patient, With
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